25 Hilarious Jokes to Make Your 5 Year Old Laugh

Is your child on their way to becoming a stand-up comedian?

Do they make you laugh with their perfect comedic timing?

Are you constantly being told by your child, “You’re not funny”. (Even though you are certain they inherited the funny gene from your side of the family…)

Well, this is your chance to return the favour and give your little one a giggle!

The best part of raising five-year-olds, is their vivid imagination and eagerness to laugh. Help them out by remembering to keep jokes simple, easy to learn and the sillier the better!

Here are 25 giggle-approved jokes to either make your child roll their eyes or roll over with laughter:

1. What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.

2. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

3. What did one eye say to the other eye?  Between us, something smells.

4. What goes “tick, woof, tick woof”? A watch dog.

5. What did one tomato say to the other tomato? You go ahead and I’ll ketchup.

6. What is a pirate’s favourite letter? Arrrrrrrrrrr.

7. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

8. How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!

9. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll “Let It Go”!

10. Why was the baby in Egypt? It was looking for its mummy.

11. Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the mooooooo-vies!

12. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.

13. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet!

14. What do you call a dog magician? A labra-cadabra-dor!

15. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

16. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

17  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!

18. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!

19. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?

20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? I didn’t know you were an owl!

21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

22. Why go giraffes have long necks? Because they have smelly feet.

23. What are two things you can’t have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.

24. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit.

25. Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case!

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